Welcome to The Paranoid Herald

For too long, journalists with newspapers, television, radio, and now on the internet have been covering events, feigning objectivity, and essentially writing history. They have "informed" the American public into docile domesticity, and complicity in its own imprisonment within an invisible cage, while the machinations of evil forces lead us to the brink of destruction. Every institution, public and private, is infiltrated with agents of the great conspiracy to suck up every last resource of this divine planet in a stupendous orgy of gluttonous debauchery, to be enjoyed by a handful. As this conspiracy progresses, the great mass of the world's people, many of whom as of this writing are living a meager subsistence existence, will slip towards a world of scarcity, until they find themselves in a spent environment, parched, starving, and choking on the stench from the smoldering piles of festering victims of the insatiable appetites of the perpetrators of this impending tragedy. While there are voices out there warning us of the approaching apocalypse, they speak in a reasoned voice of political diplomacy and objective science. They are seeking political and economic solutions, rendering their efforts ineffective, because the perpetrators of this global treachery view them as unwitting concubines and court jesters. All our institutions have been subverted to the perverse service of the fiends, and act as webs of deceit that bind the efforts of any who would turn us from our path of destruction. They hold the great minds among us as economic hostages, siphoning the ideas from them like a spider drains its prey, using them to create their blueprints. And the bodies of the skilled workers slave for them in cubicles and factories, providing the labor to implement those blueprints and manufacture the devices of our destruction. Here in America, the people are lulled into complacent service with a lifestyle of luxury, turning individuals into bricks in a social wall that surrounds the shadowy conspirators, protecting them from the greater mass of the world's citizens who suffer directly the consequences of the grotesque consumption of our resources. We are covertly but deliberately divided into groups of manufactured opposition, left/right, colored/white, liberal/conservative, rich/poor, country against country. Any division will do if it keeps us at odds with each other, leaving the fiends to drain our world dry. They have stolen the bread truck and we fight over the crumbs. Disinformation disseminated by our supposed sources of journalism contributes to the veil that hides the truth. So why The Paranoid Herald? If you're not paranoid, you're paying too much attention. You have been staring at the spinning spiral, the shiny pendulum of news that has hypnotized you into believing in the value of information and reasonable thought. I'm am not hindered by such chains. I will expose the truth where I can, for I have access to highly unreliable inside sources. By inside, I mean inside my head. The voices there inform me of the truth, truth I will share with you. I will publish weekly, or more often if my sources provide me with scoops. Fear greatly dear reader, and it is here you will find the fuel to feed your fears. I shall bring you the truth, and it will terrify you, and your terror will set you free.

Harold Hoodwinky.